i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity
The Moth Pit
This was as fantastic as i’d hoped.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.