May 2013
nickelode0n:
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
whorizonwireless:
you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
“If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter - - - for...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via serialstranger)
titytwochainz:
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
andrewmientus:
we are all born naked and non-equity
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
“My heart was saying, “Lord, take away this longing, or give me that for which I...”
– Elisabeth Elliot, Passion and Purity
oh man. good stuff.
(via pureblyss)
“Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.”
– Unknown (via eumag)
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
