nickelode0n: [cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
whorizonwireless: you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
princeowl: princeowl: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now this post would have been a hit in 2010
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter - - - for...– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via serialstranger)
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
andrewmientus: we are all born naked and non-equity
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
My heart was saying, “Lord, take away this longing, or give me that for which I...– Elisabeth Elliot, Passion and Purity oh man. good stuff. (via pureblyss)
Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.– Unknown (via eumag)
egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined